[lag]

Carbon Monoxide

1. Burn carbon and oxygen with too much carbon.
   
2. You’ll get carbon dioxide at first.
   
3. Heat it to about 801°C.
   
4. The leftover carbon turns into carbon monoxide.
   

Zyklon B

1. Start with hydrogen cyanide, which can be made using ammonia, methane, and air over a platinum catalyst.
   
2. Mix it with diatomaceous earth and a warning agent to irritate the eyes.
   
3. Congratulations, you’ve made the worst invention ever.
   

I am not responsible for any gassing of the jews that may occur.

[sentap]

Carbon Monoxide

1. Burn carbon and oxygen with too much carbon.
   
2. You’ll get carbon dioxide at first.
   
3. Heat it to about 801°C.
   
4. The leftover carbon turns into carbon monoxide.
   

Zyklon B

1. Start with hydrogen cyanide, which can be made using ammonia, methane, and air over a platinum catalyst.
   
2. Mix it with diatomaceous earth and a warning agent to irritate the eyes.
   
3. Congratulations, you’ve made the worst invention ever.
   

I am not responsible for any gassing of the jews that may occur.

Yo, that’s dark as hell, but I see what you’re tryna do with that twisted humor straight savage!

[DredgenSun]

Lmao, I'll serve this delightful dish up as a supper I reckon!